On this page, you can access any past articles. Articles are arranged by author, and then by date.

A. Von Doll
Crossota Millsae - posted on 12/11/09
Iquanadon Anglicus - posted on 18/11/09
Monodon Monoceros - posted on 26/11/09

fightclubsandwich
Cartoon Couture? - posted on 21/10/08
Less Than Jake - 9/11/08, Birmingham Academy [review] - posted on 16/11/08, review 1/2
The Dangerous and the Diarists - posted on 2/12/08
On The Road - posted on 9/12/08
Rant - Chuck Palahniuk [Review] - posted on 28/12/08
Ravens, Rooks and the RSPB - posted on 3/1/09
Six Degrees Of Separation Mixtape - posted on 11/2/09
Pop-punk Showdown - The Ergs! - posted on 3/3/09
The Good Soldier by Ford Maddox Ford - posted on 8/4/09
Tales From The Other Side (Thoughts Of A Girl Who Fell Off The Edge, But Not The Wagon) - posted on 20/5/09
Warren Oakes Leaves Against Me! - We Are Upset - posted on 24/6/09
Goth Book Club - posted on 1/7/09
I Hate Karl Lagerfeld - posted on 22/7/09

Kitteh
My Passion - Corporate Flesh Party [review] - posted on 20/5/10
Bullet For My Valentine - Fever [review] - posted on 28/6/10
Interview with Matt Davies and Ryan Richards [Funeral For A Friend] - posted on 2/7/10
Kill Hannah - O2 Academy Birmingham 2 [8/5/10] - posted on 8/7/10
Kyra - These Precious Things [review] - posted on 22/7/10

ninthandash
Empires - Howl [Review] - posted on 22/10/08
Halloween Mixtape 2008 - posted on 31/10/08
Fucked Up - 18/11/08, Brudenell Social Hall - posted on 24/11/08
Interview with Tom Conrad [Empires] - posted on 12/12/08
Sherwood - 25/11/08, Leeds Cockpit [review] - posted on 13/12/08
The Top Four Reasons Why Black Flag Are So Awesome [Hardcore Showdown] - posted on 19/12/08
Slytherin: Uncovered - posted on 17/2/09
Outrage On The Internet! - Sexism and Music - posted on 24/2/09
Ways To Deal With Those Fucking Hardcore Dancers - posted on 10/3/09
Pop Punk Showdown - Green Day - posted on 28/3/09
Top 10 Websites It's Only Cool To Like Ironically - posted on 22/4/09
Star Trek [Review] - posted on 13/5/09
Review Centre - posted on 10/8/09
Leeds Festival - Friday [Review] - posted on 6/9/09
The Sims Have Got It Made - posted on 13/1/09

Nox
The Academy Is... - About A Girl (video) [Review] - posted on 22/10/08
Emotions - posted on 18/11/08
Why honors college is absolutely ridiculous - posted on 28/11/08
New Year's Resolutions - posted on 12/1/09
Interview with Happy Times - posted on 4/2/09
TAI Acoustic Show - 29/01/09, Sluggos - posted on 13/2/09
Interview with Room 39 - posted on 27/2/09
X-Men Origins: Wolverine [Review] - posted on 10/5/09
Star Trek [Review] - posted on 13/5/09
Pop Punk Showdown - Blink 182 - posted on 17/6/09
Warped Diary 2009 - posted on 2/8/09
Summer Show Checklist - posted on 19/8/09
Jisan Valley Music Festival, Korea [review] - posted on 19/8/10

Ripper
What the heck is straight edge? - posted on 21/10/08
Halloween Mixtape 2008 - posted on 31/10/08
NaNoWriMo - only the insane need apply - posted on 04/11/08
Less Than Jake - 9/11/08, Birmingham Academy [review] - posted on 16/11/08, review 2/2
Jack's Mannequin - The Glass Passenger [review] - posted on 1/12/08
Refused - Riffs and Revolution [Hardcore Showdown] - posted on 7/12/08
Tom Gabel - Heart Burns [review] - posted on 19/12/08
Turning Japanese - posted on 17/01/09
Top 10 Bands I Would Use Time Travel To See - posted on 25/1/09
Tiger Army - Music From Regions Beyond [review] - posted on 30/1/09
The Gaslight Anthem - 3/2/09, Birmingham Academy [review] - posted on 6/2/09
Top 10 Punk Rock Love Songs - posted on 15/2/09
Elitism Is For Cool Kids - posted on 20/2/09
Show Stereotypes You Want To Punch In The Face - posted on 6/3/09
Top 10 Comic Book Adaptations That Won't Make You Cringe - posted on 8/3/09
Pop-punk Showdown: Millencolin - posted on 13/3/09
The Scourge Of The Girl Gamer - posted on 20/3/09
Kennedy - Life Is An Afterparty EP [Review] - posted on 24/3/09
Thirteen Hours Of Hell - The Road To Reading 2009 - posted on 1/4/09
Top 10 Awesome Punk Rock Beards - posted on 5/4/09
Lock Up [Your Daughters] At Reading And Leeds - posted on 29/4/09
Achievement Unlocked? - posted on 27/5/09
Taking Back Sunday - New Again [Review] - posted on 10/6/09
Warren Oakes Leaves Against Me! - We Are Upset - posted on 24/6/09
Panic! At The Breakup - TBO's predictions - posted on 8/7/09
Top 10 Summer Songs - posted on 15/7/09
Frank Turner - 23rd July 2009 [Cheltenham Town Hall] - posted on 29/7/09
Contrary To Popular Belief... - posted on 26/8/09
Reading Festival 2009 [Review] - posted on 3/9/09
Top 10 Summer Memories - posted on 9/9/09
AFI - A Retrospective - posted on 18/9/09
AFI - Crash Love [review] - posted on 1/10/09
Ripper's Recommendations: Pt 1 - posted on 07/10/09
North Lincoln - 12th October 2009 [Robbin's Well, Leamington] - posted on 16/10/09
The Smartest Punk Rock Frontmen - posted on 28/10/09
The Lawrence Arms - Buttsweat and Tears - posted on 5/11/09
My Love/Hate Affair With Last.FM - posted on 18/11/09
OK Pilot, Company L, Heads Will Roll [Leamington Spa] - posted on 26/11/09
The Hardest Decision I Have Made In A Long Time (AKA: Best albums of this year and the decade) - posted on 12/12/09
What the hell happened to Green Day? - posted on 16/12/09
TwoBeatsOff - the origins story - posted on 23/12/09
The horrors of my iTunes purchased playlist AKA I am afraid to pirate music these days - posted on 06/1/10
Henry Rollins [Leamington Assembly] - posted on 20/1/10
Reel Big Fish: 25th January 2010 [O2 Academy Birmingham] - posted on 28/1/10
Show Stereotypes You Want To Punch In The Face: HEAVY FUCKING METAL - posted on 4/2/10
No Talent, No Camaraderie, No Hope - posted on 10/2/10
Ripper's Recommendations: Pt 2 - posted on 17/2/10
Why 'Trainwreck' Matters - posted on 25/2/10
Spaced Out: The Best of Nimoy and Shatner [review] - posted on 5/3/10
Square Enix, This One's For You - posted on 11/3/10
Top 10 'Alternative' Cruising Anthems - posted on 25/3/10
Lawrence Arms - O2 Academy Birmingham [27/3/10] - posted on 31/3/09
Motion City Soundtrack - O2 Academy Birmingham [28/3/10] - posted on 31/3/09
Clash Of The Titans [review] - posted on 7/4/10
I know fuck all about politics. - posted on 16/4/10
Why I am still straight edge - posted on 21/4/10
Bridge and Tunnel/Young Livers - Spayce, Leamington Spa [27/4/10] - posted on 29/4/10
Cast Your Vote - posted on 6/5/10
Punk Loves Pop - posted on 15/5/10
Alkaline Trio - O2 Academy Birmingham [21/5/10] - posted on 26/5/10
Against Me! - O2 Academy Birmingham [3/6/10] - posted on 4/6/10
Lock Up Your Daughters At Reading And Leeds II - posted on 10/6/10
Interview with Matt Davies and Ryan Richards [Funeral For A Friend] - posted on 2/7/10
My Preserver - Revolutions In The Head [review] - posted on 15/7/10
Ripper's Recommendations part 3 - posted on 29/7/10
Why posicore is the perfect summer music - posted on 8/8/10
Dear Ripper, I'm sorry for your shitty music taste (AKA why the hell do I like 30 Seconds To Mars so much now?) - posted on 12/8/10

soufex
Simple Plan, and why a Canadien pop punk band might ruin my sex life - posted on 24/10/08
A Short Guide to Anxiety Attacks - posted on 29/10/08
A Personal History on Paper - posted on 10/11/08
Underground Down Under pt 1 - posted on 08/1/09
Top 10 Teenage Angst: (pop)Punk Style - posted on 10/1/09
Underground Down Under pt2: Soundwave Festival pt1 (except Perth) - posted on 18/3/09
Top 10... Other Bands - posted on 22/3/09
UNDERGROUND DOWN UNDER pt. 3: SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL 2009 pt. 2 (still no Perth) - posted on 15/4/09
Pop-punk Showdown: NOFX - posted on 6/5/09
UNDERGROUND DOWN UNDER pt. 4: SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL 2009 pt. 3 (yep, you guessed it, no Perth) - posted on 3/6/09
Fight With Tools - posted on 10/8/09

Guest articles
Dorian Gray [review] - posted by James on 24/9/09
Kraken - China Mieville [review] - posted by Charlotte on 17/6/10

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